Global Economic Crash

William Gray, the Colorado State researcher best-known for his hurricane forecasts, today predicted the Return of Global Cooling.

Gray said warming and cooling trends cannot go on indefinitely and that he believes temperatures are beginning to level out after a very warm year in 1998.

“We’re going to begin to see some cooling,” he said.

Oops.

Better trade in the Prius for a Hummer, honey, or else Cleveland is going back into cold storage.

Gray also said a warmer Earth makes it harder for hurricanes to form. Al Gore got it backwards.

I am so unsurprised.